MEET THE AUTHOR
About T. P. Quirk
Curious facts, careful research, and just enough bathroom humor.
T. P. Quirk is the pen name behind Two Facts Before You Flush—created for readers who believe the world is far too strange to be boring.
Behind the name is a simple editorial obsession: find facts that make you stop, look twice, and immediately want to tell somebody else.
CURIOUS BY NATURE
Making Weird Facts Worth Remembering
Under the name T. P. Quirk, each fact is chosen for readers who enjoy discovering that the ordinary world is much stranger than it first appears.
Every fact in Two Facts Before You Flush is selected for its ability to surprise, entertain, and leave the reader with something interesting to share later.
Behind the humor is a careful editorial process focused on clear explanations, credible sources, and facts that deserve more than a quick scroll.
THE QUIRK APPROACH
Curiosity, Clarity, and Credible Sources
The goal is simple: make unusual facts entertaining without sacrificing accuracy, context, or clear explanations.
Curiosity First
Every fact begins with a simple question: is this strange, surprising, or memorable enough to make someone look twice?
Clarity Matters
A surprising fact is only useful when it can be explained in plain language without losing the important context.
Credible Sources
Humor may make a fact memorable, but reliable sources and careful verification are what make it worth trusting.
READY FOR SOMETHING WEIRD?
Meet the Book Behind the Facts
Discover 240 strange, surprising, and carefully researched facts designed for the few quiet minutes nobody admits to enjoying.